My Medieval game does not need space pirates. This doesn't mean I don't sometimes want to make Sims of space pirates. Boldness Beckons says to me "I'd hang you from my yardarm if I weren't so far in the Spacefuture that I don't actually know what a yardarm is."

... Drat. The only thing that won't work for my nefarious purposes is the cravat. Maybe I can beat on it somehow. *downloads anyway*